casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

(via seasonalprogress)

homo-u-didnt:

women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food

(via how-bad-do-u-want-it)

LETS GO HAWKS!

We’re ready to kick some ass!

#nhl  #blackhawks  #bruins  #game1  #stanleycup  #chicago  

My biggest talents:

thedetectivesayslokihasthetardis:

frosty-butt:

katie-kapulet:

aotaro:

1. Accidentally offending people
2. Accidentally fucking things up
3. Deliberately offending people
4. Deliberately fucking things up 
5. Procrastinating

6. sleeping

7. finding edible items in the most hidden places

We sound like Hobbits

(via goldenyasmin)

methproblem:

drugs not uggs

(via myhomoeroticbands)

miss-love:

blondasaurus:

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.

FINALLY someone says it

Honestly I have gone my entire life thinking this feeling was completely unique to only me and that I would never tell anyone about it because it’s strange and I must be imagining things but thousands of strangers on the internet can’t be wrong.

(via silentnurse)

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

(via reneevstheworld)